HOLeY BIBLE (excerpt)

 

By Zen Punkist (Eva David)

 

e is for Entropy


Entropy =   A measure of the unavailable energy in a closed thermodynamic system that is also usually considered to be a measure of the system's disorder and that is a property of the system's state and is related to it in such a manner that a reversible change in heat in the system produces a change in the measure which varies directly with the heat change and inversely with the absolute temperature at which the change takes place; broadly : the degree of disorder or uncertainty in a system

 

 

 

Lose your Self in the possibilities and you'll find all the possibilities in you

Zen Punkism: A non-religion created by some dip shit who was so sick of all existing religions that she decided to make up something new to not believe in.

 

General Premise:

Everything you've ever been taught was an attempt to control you, to render you predictable - to mechanize you - Like you do your dog: Train him to react consistently to your commands. Those in power seek to expire you after draining your value rather than inspiring you to realize that value - Occupy you rather than engage you. Zen Punkism attempts to break away from this intrusive conditioning through destruction of dogma.

 

Recommendations:

Interconnect with your fellow man on all levels . . . fight, fuck, philosophize. Don't be afraid to engage anyone around you any time. Our casual interactions create new possibilities in the fabric of existence & expand the entire universe. Do Touch, do touch, do touch & run, & jump, & skateboard & climb & fall & shake up this drab planet . . . liven up life.

 

Zen Punkist:     A follower of Zen Punkism . . . Actually THE only follower of Zen Punkism, who also happens to be the Anti-Prophet of said non-religion. The Zen Punkist believes only in Uncertainty, and still has a few doubts about that.

 

Not the way - A way

 

Zen Punkism is a demonstration of how one can piece together his/her own reality constructs. They say if you don't believe in something, it ceases to exist (like Santa Clause, unicorns, etc.). To believe in Zen Punkism is to defeat its existence. So please don't adulterate my perfect peace by inviting yourself into it. I don't care how much of it you agree with - please tweak at least, hmmmmmm - 23 % to better suit your individuality & give it a new name.

 


Zen Punkist Dogmacidal Lubricants:

 

For use during unconscious intercourse of consciousness - please mind fuck responsibly . . . thousands of unwanted retarded thoughts are prematurely born in the crack house & White House every day . . . have fun!

 

1.    All Writing is fiction . . . do you believe that?

 

2.    Free Will = Entropy . . . . The only escape from predestination is the little bit of space creation left in everything to surprise itself with unexpected growth & possibilities. Entropy is even in your DNA.

 

3.    Doubt everything, but give everything the benefit of the doubt.

 

4.    Create an incredible tomorrow: Destroy all credibility today!

 

5.    To look for more than what is there is to see the future.

 

6.    To be perfectly honest, I don't believe in perfection or honesty.

 

7.    Property is an illusion - don't buy it!

 

8.    Categories are the contraceptives of unity . . . that's why rulers created them.

 

9.    The world is ending: get your life's worth!

 

10.      You're just as unique as everyone else.

 

11.      The laws aren't going to break themselves you know!

 

12.   The more seriously people take themselves the more laughable they become

 

13.   Harmonious Individuality vs. Mechanized Conformity

 

14.   All of existence is just one big inside joke . . . get it?

 

15.   The Zen Punkist seeks to end all illusions about our delusions. The theme of all wars: My delusion is better than yours.

 

16.   Monogamy, Monotony - It's all the same fucking thing . . . literally!

17.   The system doesn't work . . . let's break it.

 

18.   Everything is OVER control; one must choose to sink beneath it.

 

19.   Your paranoia is warranted, so relax, it's not just you.

 

20.   Life is a Multiple Choice Question, Not True or False. The only wrong answer is that which you copy from someone else.

 

21.   There are many different paths that will bring you back to where you came from . . . if that's really where you want to go.

 

22.   Always delve entirely into three separate things at once - it really fucks with their ability to categorize you.

 

23.   And Schrödinger's Cat disappeared with Pavlov's bell & finally freed all poor drooling dogs . . . and isn't it about time . . . or space?

 

24.   Thinking - it's coming back in style! Look for it as part of the new fall fashion.

 

25.   Holy Piss: taking a leak in someone else's stream of consciousness (high quality urine only please . . . after all, you'll eventually find yourself drinking down stream.

 

26.   I can take your order, I'm happy to take your order . . . come on - go ahead, give up your order.

 

27.   Nothing ever is, everything is always in the making

 

28.   It's only getting better . . . unless you're getting in the way. EVOLVE! Or DISSOLVE with all else that is obsolete.

 

29.   Dispose of all that has been imposed upon you - or to be more environmentally conscious, repose the imposed as compost & use it to fertilize the seeds of anarchy.

 

30.   The most sensible solution is never right; isn't there something wrong with that?

 

31.   Aspire to be more than a pawn in someone else's chess game. Hint: Start by sabotaging the king or creating your own game.

 

32.   If everyone would hurry up & die or kill each other for what they believe in, then only skeptics would remain.

 

33.   Whatever floats your boat or sinks your SHIP of STATE.

 

34.   In the beginning, there was "THE WORD" until "THE PARADOX" freed us all & turned this universe into a multiverse with unlimited possibilities.

 

35.   God Bless Sacrilege (unless he's a big sourpuss - then he should bless himself with a sense of humor).

 

36.   Beware of small talk: it's a big waste of time.

 

37.   If history repeats itself, the only chance for a future is to destruct the past.

 

38.   Chaos is nature's last defense against man.

 

39.   Maybe The Human Species is the failed Artificial Intelligence Project of the gods . . . left to self-destruct.

 

40.   There's a whole lot of room in the holy womb for you. And a whole lot of time for you to make up your mind about who you want that you to be.

 

 

FUCK FAITH, DEMAND REASON

 

The Zen Punkist believes only in Uncertainty and still has a few doubts about that.


Books of Influence

 

Common belief says the Christian bible is a collection of books written by chosen people who were given the Word of God to deliver to the rest of the people. The Zen Punkist Anti-Prophet likes the idea of the human form divine. So here begins an incomplete and growing collection of god-like wisdom uttered from the mouths of the divine human beings that surround her.

 

Many mind-blowing ideas have been left out due to the forgetful, overly self-absorbed, unorganized, half-ass, and inconsistent nature of the very fallible Anti-Prophet. That's why this book will always be marked DRAFT - it will always be a Work In Progress (modeled after Reality). So next time you say something brilliant to me, make sure to e-mail it to me as well for inclusion in the next edition. And there's absolutely no order to the listing whatsoever - disorder is so non-prejudice . . . and a whole lot easier.

 

Book of Crazy Guy on Bus:

Back when NCTD Busses were my main form of transportation, I learned to master the art of avoiding eye contact so as to not get stuck talking to one of the crazies. So one day a crazy gets on to the bus, and shouts out to everyone, "Alright, I have a question for all of you: Who on this bus is perfect?"

With that, the other crazy on the bus stood up & raised his hand.

Crazy # 1 continued, "You see, that's the problem with the world today. Each & every one of you is absolutely perfect exactly how you are because that's how God designed you to be. Not enough people realize that."

I felt humbled by how the two crazy people on the bus were the only ones who really did have a clue. Then I felt dumb about escalating myself to the point of mentally labeling or trying to avoid anyone. Somehow, I always know that I learned the most when I feel the most like an ass.

 

Book of Maggie

§      The facial expressions you're forced to make by pronouncing words forces you to have unconscious emotional reactions related to the expressions the pronunciations create. In turn, whoever you're talking to is unconsciously reacting to the expressions you're making. Further proving the subjectivity of language.

§      Slow down, see, and appreciate all the little things you rush by every day.

§      "Thank God for Evolution"

 

Book of Kyle

"Divine Crapulence" so much better than Holy Shit

Book of Kelly

§      Déjà vu indicates that you're not breaking patterns of past existences, thus things are still familiar.

§      Power of focusing energy into concrete items that you can carry with you or place where you need them.

 

Book of Scott

§      Existence doesn't move in circles, but more ovals - advancing in a spiral like movement rather than pointless repetition.

§      "If I get any more relaxed, I'll shit myself." Response upon me telling him to relax.

§      "You wouldn't know crazy if you saw Charles Manson sitting on your front porch eating Fruit Loops." He's not sure whether he made this up or heard it/saw it somewhere.

§      "Anarchy is peaceful until a catalyst, like government, is implemented."

 

Book of Roxie

"Black holes only suck if you get to close"

 

Book of Scrappy

Prioritize Play, Set high humping aspirations; you can't over-exaggerate how happy you are to see someone you love.

 

Book of Jesse

If water molecules alter so drastically based on the emotional energy that surrounds them, then we can put a bunch of positive stuff around our pipes & faucets it could improve our water supply & send good vibes from household to household to oceans & so on.

 

Book of Heather

I'm sorry that I can't be upset about how upset you are - have a nice day & Evolution through Noise Exploration.

 

Book of Stacey

"I've been growing tomatoes, and I was taking care of them the other day all proud of how great they were doing. Then I realized that my calling could be the best, most ethical & creative grower of fine marijuana. However, it's illegal in this country so the government truly stands in the way of my pursuit of the ideal career for me - and the best way I could serve my fellow man. So I should be able to apply for political asylum to another country that won't stunt my potential."

 

Honorary Zen Punkist Tricksters

 

Trickster is the highest title available in Zen Punkism, so high that it's above anything within Zen Punkism including Zen Punkism itself. This title is designated for people who inspired the developing thoughts of the non-religion:

 

Book of Bob:

Robert Anton Wilson - Everything he's written pretty much could be referenced here (I haven't seen any of his Playboy articles, but I'm sure somehow, they'd fit in as well). But five main thoughts that must be included:

 

"The most thoroughly and relentlessly Damned, banned, excluded, condemned, forbidden, ostracized, ignored, suppressed, repressed, robbed, brutalized and defamed of all Damned Things is the individual human being. The social engineers, statisticians, psychologists, sociologists, market researchers, landlords, bureaucrats, captains of industry, bankers, governors, commissars, kings and presidents are perpetually forcing this Damned Thing into carefully prepared blueprints and perpetually irritated that the Damned Thing will not fit into the slot assigned to it. The theologians call it a sinner and try to reform it. The governor calls it a criminal and tries to punish it. The psychotherapist calls it a neurotic and tries to cure it. Still, the Damned Thing will not fit into their slots."

(Page 385, The Illuminatus Trilogy)

 

"Nothing signed "THE MGT." would ever be challenged;"

(Page 388, The Illuminatus Trilogy)

 

"the government is a hallucination in the mind of governors."

( Page 186, The Illuminatus Trilogy)

 

"Submission is identified not with cowardice but with virtue, rebellion not with heroism but with evil . . . The obedient always think of themselves as virtuous rather than cowardly."

(Page 794, The Illuminatus Trilogy)

"Interacting, Processing . . . Interacting, Processing . . . Interacting, Processing . . ."                                                           (Maybe Logic)

 

Book of Leonard

"There is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in." - Cohen that is

 

Book of Abe

"Accustomed to trample on the rights of others, you have lost the genius of your own independence and become fit subjects for the first cunning tyrant who rises among you."                                                 - Abraham Lincoln [1858]

 

Book of Ralph

§      "A chief event of life is the day in which we have encountered a mind that startled us."

§      It is easy to live in the world after the world's opinion; it is easy in solitude to live after your own; but great is the one who in the midst of the crowd keeps with perfect sweetness the independence of solitude.

§      Good men must not obey the laws too well.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

Book of Henry

"The greater part of what my neighbors call good I believe in my soul to be bad, and if I repent of anything, it is very likely to be my good behavior. What demon possessed me that I behaved so well?"                                    - Henry David Thoreau

 

Book of Al

"He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would fully suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, senseless brutality, deplorable love-of-country stance, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be part of so base an action!"                         - Albert Einstein

 

Book of Wilhelm

"Man's right to know, to learn, to inquire, to make bona fide errors, to investigate human emotions must, by all means, be safe, if the word FREEDOM should ever be more than an empty political slogan."

- Wilhelm Reich at his trial

He died in prison after losing his appeal & being found in contempt of court.

 

Book of Abbie

"I've never been on trial for my thoughts before."                   - Abbie Hoffman

 

Book of Will

"Oh for a voice like thunder & a tongue to drown the throat of War."

- William Blake

Book of Charlie

§      "Hitler needs to be laughed at."

§      "You're human beings, not machine men with machine minds"

- Charlie Chaplin

 

Book of Jim

§      "The opposite of courage is not cowardice, it's conformity"

§      "America was built not by conformists, but by mutineers - we're big, brawling, boisterous, bucking people, and now is our time!"

§      "Get uppity where you have to, make demands, make plans, question authority, then question the answers, realizing that you are the only true authority."

- Jim Hightower (Thieves in High Places)

 

Book of Bill

"They Hate Us because we don't know why they hate us." And will we ever learn, or just keep continuing breeding generations of desperate hatred?                     - Bill Maher

 

Book of Lenny:

I'm not together enough to have Lenny Bruce quotes handy - I like how he showed that we give the words the power to be offensive. The more we can laugh at, the less absurdities control us.

 

Book of Jon Stewart:

I propose that "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" is the most honest source of information an American can get from TV today. Leave it to a fake news show to illuminate what's really going on. Jon Stewart artistically brings our attention to many important occurrences that "News" programs sneakily sweep under the rug (including the sneaky techniques "News" programs use to sway our concepts of reality). Sometimes, you can tell that he's really sad that shit's so fucked up that he could be making that particular joke at that particular moment.

 

Book of Propagandhi

"Those who see through the lies are quickly gagged and bound. Their ambitions realized. Tear the whole fucking thing down." (How to Clean Everything album)- That's what the fuck I'm talking about right there!!!!!!!!! Oh it feels so good to hear it screamed somewhere outside of my brain. You guys always beat me to it - and I'm glad. Everything already accomplished & said holds the future to a higher standard & I'm pro-evolution . . . thank you for raising the bar. If I can't jump over it, I'll do the appropriate thing: extinction.

 

Book of NOFX

These guys are cooler than they'll ever know. Way to mobilize the political punks - "Regaining Unconsciousness" is fuckin' brilliant & every word is so dead on - "And you still believe this aristocracy gives a fuck about you - they put the mock in demockracy & you swallowed every hook."                                                   - War on Errorism CD

 

Book of Vandals

Harmonious Individuality manifested perfectly. I swear sometimes that the universe created The Vandals entirely & solely to delight every subatomic particle of my being - like a custom designed gift just for me. To hear and see them play live is to feel the perfect size and shape peptides fit and unlock every single receptor cell in my body. Aaaaah J

 

Warren Fitzgerald translates to genius in the Zen Punkist language - he could cover 20 pages of theory I'd write better in one song he writes (making my crap obsolete). Hard to pick my faves, but can't not mention these:

§      Be a good Robot . . . . "Your silence says that you concur" will always keep me loud.

§      Dig a Hole . . . . fits right in with "Revolution of Lowered Expectations," discussed in Wilson's Schrödinger's Cat

§      Manimal

§      It's a Fact

§      How they Getcha

§      Atrocity (with Dave Quackenbush)

 

Zen Punkist celebrated Dave Quackenbush one-liners:

§      "Can't do the right thing if you don't know what it is."

§      "We're not here for a long time, we're here for a good time."

 

Book of Descendents

"Suburban Home" - way to totally sum up the pacification trap of the stability & property illusions . . . and to think, I almost fell for it (but couldn't afford it - and I'm glad).

 

 

 

For those of you who are embarrassed to have influenced me . . . you should be - you've created a monster. Go feel sorry for yourself next to Dr. Frankenstein, Jesus, and Barbara Bush. If I quoted you out of context - or got the 'wrong idea,' please let me know & I'll gladly bill you for the service of showing you the margin for error/interpretation within your own words. Your welcome & FUCK OFF!


WARNING: INVASION OF THE REALITY THIEVES

 

 

In the Movie, What the Bleep, they talk about how the Native Americans didn't see Columbus's ships coming because they'd never seen ships before, and the brain doesn't know the difference between what it remembers and what it is seeing. So, the brain would overlap memory over what the natives were seeing to normalize the image. The shaman had to look out at the sea for days & days before his brain would let him see the ships. Then not until after he (a credible and trustworthy source) told the people that ships were coming, could they actually see the ships as well. A great example of how "he who controls metaphor controls our reality."

We should not have to depend on a Shaman to point out the ships of subjugation that approach to oppress us. If we accept all the possibilities, we expand our universe and have a better image of what lays before our very eyes.

 

The only obstacle we cannot conquer is that which we cannot see. We can't see it because we are blinded with fear & shock. The more possibilities you accept to expect - the less they can shock you. Thus, paranoia is the key to survival . . . so relax . . . as long as you're aware enough to be paranoid that is.

 

People are conditioned to associate thirst for knowledge with lack of faith, which translates to evil. Faith is handy to incompetent rulers; it sure pays to not have to explain yourself. EVERYTHING IS OVER CONTROL; ONE MUST CHOOSE TO SINK BENEATH IT. They begin weighing you down with illusions from childhood:

 

"Curiosity killed a cat" - Did that lame lie kill your curiosity?

 

Curiosity never killed a cat; in fact, it was the other way around:

The classroom killed every child's natural wonder & love for learning by stifling their questions and forcing them to learn (on sacred schedule) menial lessons such as C-A-T = CAT. Therefore, the CAT killed Curiosity and conditioned clever questioning kids into cookie cutout cattle corralled by categories & slaughtered by superficiality.

 

The following essays are sure failures in any class of convention. They serve as small peeks into the depths of conditioning that has been imprinted upon our species by the ruling elites generation after generation.
Who really determines your reality?

 

Choose Your Own Delusion

 

"Talking Points, they're true because they're said a lot."

- Jon Stewart "The Daily Show"

 

"A lie repeated often enough becomes the truth."

- Adolf Hitler

 

"The delusion of one man is psychosis; the delusion of many men is religion."

- Sigmund Freud

 

A monopoly on the means of communication may define a ruling elite more precisely than the celebrated Marxian formula of "monopoly on the means of production." Since man extends his nervous system through channels of communication like the written word, the telephone, radio, [TV] etc., he who controls these media controls part of the nervous system of every member of society. The contents of these media become part of the contents of every individual's brain.

- Robert Anton Wilson (Illuminatus Trilogy, Page 796)

 

We are each & every one of us delusional -

There is an innate unique delusion that separates each of us from the next person. Then there are all the layers of conditioned delusion imprinted upon us by the ruling elite via symbols, language, religion, and law. Every form of media further adds to our delusions. Despite all this conditioning used to get us to assimilate into one uniform mass delusion, each individual feels alone in his/her delusions and wants more than anything the sensation of being understood. Thus, each individual desperately works to impose his/her personal delusion on others claiming it is the universal delusion often referred to as "The Truth."

 

Contradicting delusions create further fictions such as "Morality Measurements," "good/bad," "right/wrong," etc. These fictions turn harmless, healthy delusional little humans into criminals, psychotics, neurotics, sociopathic politicians, prescription drug-addicted career moms, & sexually deviant priests. Yes, since individuals would not all adhere to a singular delusion, the oppressors had to create different categories & definitions to lump like delusions in to maintain some semblance of Order (Order & Control are the engines of their delusions). They call their category "leadership" and consider themselves deity-appointed higher-minded shepherds sent to direct the simpler-minded cattle (everybody who is not in their elite category).

 

So now we have right/left, pro/anti, Jesus/Science delusion corrals that will eventually lead us to the grand delusion pen, & yes, they'll lock us in and possibly turn us to hamburger that they feed to us like Mad Soylent Green Cows!

 

So you can do what you want -

I'm going to dig deep through all the layers, try to find my own delusion, dust off all the rest, & run with it. When I find it, I'd like to believe that I'd keep it to myself & not burden anyone else with it . . . But even I know I've got way too big of a mouth for that to ever happen. Come on, I'm not that fuckin' delusional!

 

 

The Birth of Power

Ever since man could think, wonder, or perceive, there has existed the known and the unknown. There were always people who understood a little bit more about the unknown than the majority of mankind. Parts of the unknown included creation, the laws & cycles of nature, and the disposition of our species.

 

Well if someone had a theory on creation or occurrences in nature they could not effectively communicate their theories unless they also possessed an understanding of human nature. Now my guess is that early human nature included the virtue of skepticism - before naivety was programmed into us. So I'll also guess that the enlightened man, rather than explaining that the thought just came to him (which would insult the average man's competitive nature as he'd query "well, why didn't it come to me") had to play on man's amazement at the unknown and create a power that actually came to him from within the unknown.

 

He'd also have to reduce any scientific genius understanding to fairy tale figures. This is still done by the greatest minds; symbols such as A, B, pi, sin, cosine, degrees, minutes, & seconds are all created to facilitate our understandings of the mysteries of the universe. So the early genius created gods: Higher beings that could have a higher understanding of the unknown without offending anyone because they were also part of that unknown.

 

Then the early gods would govern what?

Well if you were just born on this planet with no information - what would be the first things that intrigued you? Perhaps the polarities of night and day, the sun, heat & cold, the vast sky and those specks in it you could never seem to touch, the draft and wind that would come from what seemed to be nowhere? The curious creatures that roamed the world among you, and different forms of shrubbery, and of course your own anatomy and the purpose of each part of it? Well as there may have been elders to tell you stories of watching whole new infant lives spring out of a woman's vagina, and experiencing great storms, earthquakes, and floods. We'd begin depending on an elder figure to shed some light on the world we were thwarted into.

 

Then, if among the unknown were elder beings that existed before the creation of man, they could tell stories of how man was created. And, if there are higher powers (which there must be to govern all aspects of nature), perhaps they could explain why the sun rises and falls, the earth shakes, water falls from the sky, etc. Perhaps they could share secrets of what plants and animals sustained life and which poisoned the eater. Thus Mythology began and the enlightened man created higher powers and stories explaining existence to work with our species' nature and bring to knowing some of the unknown. And through this man's imagination gods, rules, and the people's perceived truth were born.

 

My guess is that early mythology sought only to shed light on the mysterious, thus creation myths, etymology myths, etc. But when man began following Man (prophets of gods), mythology was corrupted by political and social messages. Man's pride demanded that his sex receive credit for creation thus copulation was glorified. Leaders wanted ancestry to gods = the enlightened went from claiming to receive visions from gods to claiming to be born of the gods. Could have began simple enough, a bastard's mother explained that god put him in her belly and he grew to believe since he was of divine heritage, he must rule over the human born masses.

 

Thus, we have mythology such as the Aeneid that links emperors of Rome to Aeneas, son of a goddess. The Aeneid also shows examples of social guidelines: the female, whose miracle of birth intimidated the male, was disempowered and reduced to an emotional, chaotic distraction on man's path to greatness. Man was devoted to his father and son, and avoided any womanly behavior such as passion. A good man always followed the will of the Gods and the wishes of his father and leader.

 

We now begin to see the birth of authority as "the will of the gods" could be attached to any desire a political leader could possess. We also see the birth of the five powerhouses that constitute a version of truth that we all accept as "The Truth."

 

1.    Religion - Our belief in higher beings and their demands as they conflict with our desires causes us to fight our true nature and comply with religion's demands. If we do not do this, we are programmed to feel guilty. We are bad, because we are interfering with the "will of the gods" and are putting individual longings above the benefit of the whole of society - which religion seeks to protect.

2.    Rules- As religion explains the unknown by creating figures that govern all of nature; we find that our own natural behavior needs governing. We start following rules for individual protection (don't eat that, it'll kill you), and then are forced to follow an exponentially rising number of rules as time progresses, and we become larger and larger societies. We become more like ants and abandon all questioning of these rules as we adopt the concept of faith and more dangerously Dogma.

3.    Media - Myths like the Aeneid are early forms of Propaganda that instill pride in our history and support for our ruler's decisions. They've evolved to a sickening power today as words like facts, statistics, polls, and reliable sources create a widely accepted truth and destroy man's greatest tool against tyranny - Doubt. Media today does not only govern what we believe, but also what we feel and our entire concept of reality. Media and religion together have created the factual history that seems to explain (from very objective sources) every instance that had any significance on the world, as we know it today. This was actually written by man not god - My mistake - it was originally the word of god delivered to man and eventually the word of man deemed truthful by "highly reliable sources" as time progressed. Forgive my inference of the newfound godlike powers of the media...........no, don't!

4.    Human Nature - Well, as a species, we've been raised away from depending on our own senses, questions, thoughts, feelings, and exploration and led towards complete reliance on the word of higher beings. In the beginning there was the Word. We still feel very small beside the universe and need to believe that higher powers (& now higher IQs) govern all aspects of all things that we will never fully understand. All of the characteristics that are natural to our species are incorporated throughout all forms of government. For instance, social collectivism shows us that we've always been somewhat herd-like. The masses have always felt security in following a shepherd. Capitalism allows us to indulge in our primal sense of competition. Imperialism, patriotism, racism, sexism, (and regional sports) deceive us into enjoying the false pride of being superior to anyone else. The naivety of subscribing to a dogma in whatever governs our reality forces us to unwaveringly believe everything that religion, government, and history tells us - and never question rules, but rather, incorporate them into our reality.

5.    Enforcement - Just in case our human nature does not succeed in creating a feeling of guilt or fear as we consider breaking the rules, we have policeman, a military, & an entire judicial system that pretends to be their for our protection but is really their for the protection of the government from our doubts of their superiority. We have occasional wars and disasters to keep us from thinking that government could ever be dispensable. We have constant reminders everywhere we go of the punishment, loss of respect, loss of wealth, and classic loss of love that accompanies challenging the Rule, the Truth, the Government and all of the history, religion, rules, and tools it created to protect itself. They continue painting fantasies to front for true reality because they continue to believe we are not yet advanced enough to stomach true reality, and they use all of the above tools to create new myths of all the bad people it protects us from.

 

This is the secret history of power . . . how does it control you?

 

Leggo my Reality Legos

 

Order in the individual will survive disorder among the masses and maintain harmony within Pure Chaos. Disorder in the individual will destruct order among the masses and retain suffering within artificial control.

 

Rulers feel that disempowering the Individual and directing them like cattle is the key to maintaining control - Nature knows that this artificial notion is self-destructive. When rulers think they have the answers that construct the reality of the masses - The individual will discover the questions that destruct the illusion and crumble all corrals.

 

If reality is constructed with building blocks, we're each born with our own set. The cancer of our reality is that the masses are coerced to abandon their own set of inherent blocks & construct their reality with man-assessed, appropriated, and assigned supposed non-threatening ruler-approved blocks. Rulers have not yet learned that assimilation does not equal order. Therefore, the individual experiences disorder within himself as he must construct himself with tools & supplies that do not fit his nature. Thus, the structure he creates is faulty and will topple over collapsing all the other hollow structures around him.

 

If builders of a new town would cease to repeat this failing model, they might find greater success in allowing each individual to experiment and discover the variety of structures he can create with his own innate blocks. Then encouraging each individual to display his structure & observe those of the individuals around him. Finally the individuals can interact & decide if they'd like to share certain blocks with each other based on their individual preferences in order to expand the possibilities of the structures. For as long as they're all amused.

 

If a force interferes with the order each individual chooses, it creates disorder among the masses. Confidence in the balance & capabilities within the individual corrodes dogma in the power & supremacy of an external governor.

 

Furthermore, all ruling organizations are still comprised of individuals whose natural notions will always corrupt the collective message. The "Damned Thing" always wins . . . All Hail the Individual!

 


Undercover Anarchist Plot?

 

What if George W. is just the greatest Anarchist ever - working within the system to demonstrate how the system just doesn't work? Whether he's intentionally doing it or not, he's definitely working the other side of the pendulum of the Eristic Escalation equation (Exertion of order creates escalation of disorder).

He's demonstrating exactly how bad it can be - when we allow our realities to be controlled. Plato once said, "One of the penalties for not participating in politics is that you end up being ruled by your inferiors." Thousands of years later, George W. demonstrates the concept for us.

He's planting the seeds of dissent, creating a Punk Rock Renaissance - I wouldn't even confine it to Punk Rock. He's stimulating, inspiring, and provoking people everywhere. He's called himself a "uniter, not a divider" and he has effectively united more people against him than any other president has ever managed to be able to do.

I think it's about time he gets the credit he deserves. Thank you George W. for showing us the type of tyranny that Americans were born to battle! And getting this Absentee Democracy off it's ass for a change.


Free Thought Yields Universal Profits (FT YUP)

Where Inspiration comes as often as an enthusiastic porn star!

 

"Since we can't know what knowledge will be most needed in the future, it is senseless to try to teach it in advance. Instead, we should try to turn out people who love learning so much and learn so well that they will be able to learn whatever needs to be learned."                      -John Holt

 

If you battle the system that tries to mechanize us just to live to battle rather than to win, you can have much more fun with the whole process & enjoy yourself for the time they allow you to exist. Be Bugs Bunny looking straight through the barrel of Elmer Fudd's gun blinking your eyes flirtingly before flinging it away & kissing him square on the mouth.

 

FT YUP playfully battles the Reality Thieves by creating products, processes, and projects that engage traditionally suppressed areas of thought towards creating a new future. Sound Idealistic? Did you ever think that the word "Idealistic" might have been created to scam you into accepting mediocrity by suggesting that you're naïve in expecting what really is possible?

 

It's not idealistic, it's quite realistic . . . but you wouldn't know . . . your reality has been robbed of you. People who tell you stuff can't be done are lazy fucks that don't want to think of a way to do it, or exert the time & energy into it. OR they realize that your attainment of said goal will make you that much less dependent on them. Don't buy that shit, EXPECT MORE - FOR FUCK'S SAKE, STOP TREATING OUR SPECIES LIKE WE'RE HANDICAPPED!

 

"Is this a private fight, or can anyone join in?"

- Old Irish Saying


Free Thought for Universal Profits is essentially a voluntary carpool of principles bringing individuals together in motion towards common goals. Long-term goals include:

§      Breaking down barriers to free thought (destructing the box that they try to teach you to think outside of at seminars after K-12 finally got you all packed in) by demonstrating the elastic extents of consciousness.

§      Returning Competition to Capitalism by creating unique quality products and modeling what we expect from manufacturers, employers, and innovators.

§      Harmonious Individuality instead of Mechanized Conformity: We can coexist as individuals peaceably; we should not have to assimilate for the good of the order. Assimilation does not = Order, but rather, a VOID.

The following are some of the projects that we will be rolling out soon, unless the ruling elites hinder our plans, suppress our efforts, or just plain off us:

 

§      Build Your Own God Game: Blasphemy 101 - are you ready? This game has plastic interchangeable building units (different colors & shapes) that are symbols of all different religious principles. You put different pieces together to build your own god out of whatever principle parts you want . . . but here's the fun part:

 

You can make up to four gods at a time & set them up in the Divine Arena where, when hooked in, they'll have Rock'Em Sock'Em Robot action AND Hungry Hungry Hippo action. In the arena will be little balls with people drawn on them. So the god who beats up all the other gods & grabs the most followers wins the game.

 

But, there is a lesson built in (besides the demonstration of the dynamics of history as we know it). The game will come with a little booklet describing the theory/principle behind each one of the building blocks. So one may begin by building the baddest ass looking, fighting, and follower grabbing god - but then, the builder may decide to go through the booklet & see what a deity would look like that was built of the principles that he/she identifies with most.

 

§      Fuck Meriam Webster: Define it Yourself Dictionary. The END of THE WORD as we know it! He who controls metaphors controls your reality. Make your own metaphors & create your own reality - with acception (not exception) of disorder. For those of you thinking acception is not a word - you totally missed the fucking point. We hope to make reality personal again by dispersing that power among the people. This will be a pocket dictionary with a listing of words followed by plenty of space for people to redefine existing words as they see fit. There will also be metaphor exercises, semantics tips, and space at the end of each letter listing of terms for people to include new words. And since it fits in your pocket, you can prove your vocabulary is legitimate - as defined in your handy dandy dictionary.

 

§      Evolutionary Revolution movie - The reason why the ruling elite doesn't give a shit about the environment, the planet, human life, or how many terrorists they're breeding is because they're planetary imperialists. There are like 5 other planets that have the same conditions as Earth that they don't tell us about cause we're not part of their little elite base.

The planets that we do know about are post-colonial planets - they've already extracted all the wealth & wrecked the balance so that all that's left is sulfur or whatever the hell is on Pluto. So, that's the future of earth once they're done here. That's where they get the term "third-world" country from - references like, "Oh man, that country is so bad, it reminds me of the third world that we wrecked."

The People get together in realization of the ruling elite's plan to take off & leave us all in this corrosive chemical equation that they created - and begin forming different groups that focus on Evolutionary Revolution of our Species to combat the Planetary Imperializers.

Some of these groups include:

Scientists - who are trying to grow their own universe by creating expanding ecosystems comprised of DNA

Women -   who determine that they control the future population of the earth by selecting who they do & don't breed with. They begin Male Registry Clubs (like AKC for your pets) that certify men to be acceptable breeding material. This group uses the birth control compact as their symbol; they gain a huge following as well as much resistance.

Theorists - Who believe that interacting with each other & inspiring new thought extends the limits of our consciousness which directly expands the universe creating adequate space & time to counter the damage the Planetary Imperializers inflicted. They believe the increase of ineffectual mass (that our society is becoming) will regress into a black hole if expansion of possibilities is not realized.

Infiltrators -       These people try to get in with the ruling elites to find out as much as possible & corrupt their plans from the inside while stealing the accurate information to get to the other planets (nobody knows who these guys really work for).

 

§      "Un-American Idolater" TV Show (Made for HBO) - This is a talent show in search for original songs that reach the height of offense to both Church & State (well fuck they're not being kept separate any where else anymore). We'll have well-known judges who've been accused of Anti-American/Government Sentiment or Ungodly behavior. Finally a talent show that seeks an overly overlooked human quality . . . . SUBSTANCE! All genres of music will be admitted . . . we're looking for Blasphemy & Treason . . . Heretics & Heathens . . . Bring it On!

§      "Fighting Words" TV Show (Made for HBO) - Eva David invites a list of politicians, reporters, and anyone else she has a beef with to come on her show & Debate against her, Box against her, or both. The last 5 minutes of each show would be a callout chiding the people on her list to accept the challenge. For instance, "Come on Ashcroft it's your civic duty as a good Christian to beat the fear of god into a heathen like me" If I can't get any famous figures on as takers, I'll invite Hate Fans to come on the show & fight me if they give a good enough reason.

 

§      Chess Variations - What would piss off a successful entrepreneur more than giving the people new games via old games they already have without selling them added excessories, etc.? Assassination Chess - You can kill the king; he's worth 20 points. If you kill a pawn, you lose 20 points. Pawns aren't allowed to kill anything (they are innocent bystanders that can be strategically placed to deter the opponent). So if you kill a pawn & kill the king you can still lose the game. Revolution Chess - Put all the white big pieces on one side, and have all the black & white pawns get together on the other side (no more using race to separate the masses). The big pieces have to follow their game rules. You can move the pawns however possible with both hands (as many as pieces you can move in one movement) in one fluid movement each turn.

 

§      Divided Nation Healer - Highly specialized tools to help bridge the gap between the blue and red states. This package comes with a corkscrew-like device that the user can screw into the top of the forehead just at the hairline until reaching the creamy center of the frontal lobe. Then you use our highly sophisticated accurately marked test tube to catch the dribblings of frontal lobe that come out. The test tube is marked at different levels of bliss you can achieve as follows:


1st line - Apathetic enough to not care anymore
2nd line - Believe that Bush really knows what's best for you

4th line - Appreciate a leader with "values"
5th line - Born Again Evangelical Homophobe

 

If you take out too much, we have an emergency baster you can use to try to squeeze some back in. I don't know why they didn't think of this years ago . . . everyone should be able to do partial lobotomies at home. It's the quickest way to assimilation!

 

§      Punkenstein - Two college kids are trying to form a band and while discussing & trying to figure out the formula for the perfect punk, they decide to create their own band members by putting together body parts of their favorite dead punk legends as well as DNA from any living ones. Of course Punkenstein ends up having all sorts of problems like drug addictions & fights with himself because he feels like parts of his body are poseurs. Oh, and all his fingers are middle fingers.

 

§      Bathroom Reading Roll - TP & bathroom reading material all in one!! Libraries of literature will be printed on our high quality toilet paper. You can choose from poetry paper, clever quotes quick wipes, or laugh your ass clean rolls (available in both clean & dirty joke varieties). Now you have something witty to crack the ice with when returning from your 20-minute trip to the shitter.

 

§      Slant Brownie Pan - Silly simple sensible thing that nobody's thought up yet. Since everyone likes brownies different ways - some like them kind of crunchy around the edges with that hint of carbon, others like them chewy & still kind of raw. This is a pan that has a little slant built in so that you could satisfy the full range of brownie preferences in one simple baking. Your friends will think you're a genius, and they'll be right - 'cause only the wisest of consumers will be shopping FT YUP!

 

§      Slip & Slide Obstacle Course - Good thing we're a Not for Profit (or for Universal Profits) because we will get sued!! No worries, we'll have participants sign waivers saying that they're little bitches if they go crying to the authorities. Nobody wants to be the little bitch ass - so it's full proof.

 

No, this isn't our brand of logic - it's our style of humor. We're very sensible business people. We've been in the cutthroat arena of today's market - that's why we're here raising a big middle finger saying Nahnahnah booboo. We're sick of 80 choices of gum & 2 choices for President of our nation. We're sick of weekly advances in toothbrush technology & no progress in the cure of recent epidemics. The Pharmaceutical Companies' motto is: Why cure what you can treat for an obscene profit for decades to come.

 

The problem with the Market today, is that they've mastered the art of making you believe that you need their product allowing them to decline in quality & value of what they actually produce. Doesn't matter if they're selling you toe fungus as long as you're programmed to keep buying their stupid mediocre shit. We're having fun while making a mockery of the market by coming up with a few ideas that people actually enjoy. Wow, could you imagine buying something just because you want to & not because of all the false dependence imprinted into your neurons through advanced media manipulation?

 

 
 

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